Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By TasedAndDazed - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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christa953 12

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:33

I don't even know how I would respond if it were me

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:34

Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)

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lemonademixer 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 1:06

it's not that hard, dump that fucken douche!

GK2012 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:49

did you give the bf a "wake-up call" of your own and break up with him?

dolceandkabana 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:01

I swear, this is not what it looks like

cantthinkofshit 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:13

Well at least it doesn't say what I first thought it did, my "brother" and sister lol. That would be nasty

gorgime 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 10:33

Thats dog. break up with the boyfriend and disown the sister.

doubledee93 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:51

that excuse is just terrible...sorry OP

pl1992 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:48

Sounds ****** up not so much on his part he's just an ass ur sister how ever idk

envyelric 6

Monday 21 January 2013 6:37

Wow Id beat the shit out of your sister if I were you..

waukesha 7

Saturday 7 June 2014 23:47

That's a real nice sister you got there....

thatcoolguy123 14

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:39

So sleep walking causes people to somehow take their clothes off and **** in the shower together? Cool.

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