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By queasymama - 08/05/2016 01:09 - United States - Vincennes

Today, I've decided morning sickness is one of the worst jokes mother nature could pull. Not only am I throwing up I'm constantly hungry which makes me throw up more. And if I eat, don't eat, eat too little, or don't eat fast enough I'll throw up anyway. There's no winning against mother nature FM

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jamieblue6 16

Monday 9 May 2016 8:56

I wish I could say it gets better, but for me it didn't. I was yucky nauseous throughout my entire pregnancy. Some outgrow it in the first trimester, others don't. Sorry op

lilchica22001 22

Monday 9 May 2016 9:30

The same thing happened to me during my pregnancy. It's a vicious cycle that is self perpetual. If you eat, you puke. If you don't eat, you puke. It's awful. I ended up losing 30 pounds in 2 months and the ER became a second home. I hope it gets better for you sweetie!

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jamieblue6 16

Monday 9 May 2016 8:56

I wish I could say it gets better, but for me it didn't. I was yucky nauseous throughout my entire pregnancy. Some outgrow it in the first trimester, others don't. Sorry op

lilchica22001 22

Monday 9 May 2016 9:30

The same thing happened to me during my pregnancy. It's a vicious cycle that is self perpetual. If you eat, you puke. If you don't eat, you puke. It's awful. I ended up losing 30 pounds in 2 months and the ER became a second home. I hope it gets better for you sweetie!

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