Health: Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't...

By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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Saturday 24 July 2010 12:52

Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.

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can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?

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Bonta_kun_fml 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 14:46

Fumoffu!

torrlynn37 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 14:48

hahahahaha 16, that's funny.

ceno 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 14:53

haha ur dumber than a ****** bottle

Robinsonswagger 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:02

instead of trying to open water bottles u should practice saying "do u want fries with that?"

acruzmn 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 3:59

buurn!!

punkprincess88 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:10

um yea that's stupid. this fml is obviously fake my 3 year old can open a bottle of water.

iBrandon 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:12

hahaha try tap next time! any dumb ass can get that (:

jfletcher1224 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:32

you twist the cap genius. maybe smart water isn't for you, you don't seem to meet the requirements

emilyk123 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:46

wow aparently u should b drinking **** water

emilyk123 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:48

14- no dip sherlock!!

emilyk123 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 15:49

30 u look like a toy

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