Intimacy: Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous...

By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 8 May 2015 0:10

Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.

Krwman 8

Friday 8 May 2015 0:11

Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.

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dustin007 15

Friday 8 May 2015 6:43

Oh right in the nuggets

killer0689 20

Friday 8 May 2015 7:01

ouch... hope u didn't hit him there with UE teeth..

magikarpsmurfs 19

Friday 8 May 2015 7:23

Awesome

obey_clarence 18

Friday 8 May 2015 7:52

obey_clarence 18

Friday 8 May 2015 7:54

Nice

aj9319 16

Friday 8 May 2015 8:56

Better luck next time. For me, shower is a great place for lots of foreplay, and then bed is for the final action.

thefredrick 10

Friday 8 May 2015 9:47

That sucks

reaxion 25

Friday 8 May 2015 10:47

It's ok. I am sure he will let you kiss it better :-)

abhig 14

Friday 8 May 2015 11:26

Pretty adventurous !!

zarialmoon 11

Friday 8 May 2015 12:17

you were lacking the proper ammount of adheseve ducks in your shower

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