Miscellaneous: Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes...

By darkestbarbie - 05/04/2012 19:01 - United States - Decatur

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

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Friday 6 April 2012 0:59

Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.

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gojira666 7

Friday 6 April 2012 0:13

Doesnt that just piss you off

lov31zlyk3dwind 4

Friday 6 April 2012 0:13

How do you miss the stick?

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shekinahflame 12

Sunday 5 March 2017 4:04

if you are pregnant i hope you have a good support system. it isnt easy. also curious if you are wanting a baby?

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