Intimacy: Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told... - FML

By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

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Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 23 December 2012 18:56

Oh deer!

Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Sunday 23 December 2012 19:01

At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

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calivianya 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:46

Well, that is pretty wild...

Astrantia_fml 5

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:55

Your husband is a furry.

XboxOneGodess 8

Friday 14 March 2014 1:58

I'd do it.

Werewolf_Dave 5

Monday 30 June 2014 15:23

Well u did ask

taintedtruffle 42

Sunday 19 October 2014 18:19

I hope you did it

MarkArren 11

Sunday 15 July 2018 19:43

Why not just Beep Beep like a Sheep ; )

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