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By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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OfficeNinja 5

Friday 9 December 2011 16:03

I apologize, on behalf of all men who are not idiots.

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Friday 9 December 2011 16:04

Well, did you? Just kidding, don't worry, he was probably trying to make light of the situation.

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Aimee1331 9

Sunday 22 September 2013 8:06

Haha

Marebare23 17

Monday 8 September 2014 20:53

Well, did you?

unimmortal 15

Tuesday 9 June 2015 4:58

atleast he didnt get freaked out about it. im sure he was just trying to lighten up the situation(:

lux_final_spark 18

Sunday 12 July 2015 4:51

that's semi-innocent semi-idiotic

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Wednesday 22 July 2015 23:47

My dad said that he did

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