Miscellaneous: Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying...

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:41

YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.

Doortje 29

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:50

Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.

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Shana1032 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:40

Haha, dude. Seriously? Why would you do that to a *Brand New* iPhone4? Woww. Lame xP

Jim717 1

Monday 21 February 2011 1:01

you should have gotten an otterbox

GeneralMotors 23

Monday 21 February 2011 1:35

haha i guess you learned some common sense today.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 21 February 2011 1:57

Your bedroom floor is concrete? I thought only prison cells were concrete.

jp3684 1

Monday 21 February 2011 2:08

must be the verizon iPhone... apple built it weak for a weak company

puckyboy 0

Monday 21 February 2011 2:28

Toad

kaleighhhjj 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:43

I read "I threw my IPhone 4 into the air" then hit YDI

bloobelly 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:52

the floor in your room is concrete?

dansco 24

Monday 21 February 2011 4:08

How did you "sneak" a phone into prison?

dansco 24

Monday 21 February 2011 4:14

How did you "sneak" a phone into prison? or was it Juvie?!

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