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By is_that_right - 27/12/2014 19:14 - United States - El Paso

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML

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Sunday 28 December 2014 0:06

Well she has some explaining to do.

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Sunday 28 December 2014 0:10

if you weren't thinking it before, you are now. good luck op

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pinkstardust 9

Tuesday 7 July 2015 21:25

She's definitely cheating on you bro sorry

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Friday 17 July 2015 23:16

Her other boyfriend's nickname is Hey. In effect you text is Hey there.

daemonsparta 16

Monday 3 August 2015 2:00

she is

123Puppy 33

Friday 6 March 2020 19:56

I hope you questioned her.

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