Love: Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me...

By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:12

sorry bout that bro.

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch

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CanadianCutie22 16

Friday 12 April 2013 1:30

that's a slap in the face !

fallslikedominos 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:06

just laugh and say "you THOUGHT these roses were for you didn't you?"

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