Miscellaneous: Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:03

Are they that big?

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RustlingSoul 26

Sunday 19 January 2014 22:32

Well, that is sort of a compliment.

catella_fml 12

Monday 20 January 2014 0:16

How does that even happen...

CaptainSmith28 19

Monday 20 January 2014 1:21

How do you even?

magymofucka 9

Monday 20 January 2014 1:38

how the ****...?

rflurry94 6

Monday 20 January 2014 3:47

damn, how big are your boobs? D:

xxaerofox 4

Monday 20 January 2014 6:02

How does that even happen?

AnonThoughts 23

Monday 20 January 2014 6:51

I'm curious as to how you slam one Breast in a car door...I have large ones and I can't figure this out. Unless op wasn't wearing a bra and her breasts hang down to her stomach, I don't see how you can slam one in a car door.

username1012 8

Monday 20 January 2014 7:23

Did it deflate

classybender321 4

Monday 20 January 2014 7:51

plot twist OP is a guy

NodakN8V 25

Monday 20 January 2014 12:43

I'm baffled

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