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By inked - 05/02/2012 05:54 - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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Sunday 5 February 2012 12:33

Generally, you should go to a tattoo artist that can spell to avoid such things as this happening.

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Comments

jonegg 0

Monday 6 February 2012 9:42

Walk fearless doesn't make sense.

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 6 February 2012 12:21

Ydi for not checking it. They put an ink outline on there first for a reason. I guess go back and tell them that they need to either fix it or refund you the money.