Intimacy: Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream...

By PandaMantis - 25/06/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

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evaki1 12

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:06

Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!

liy223 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:12

yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.

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ashtree 12

Friday 5 August 2011 20:15

It's time for Sexy jeopardy! Here's your host - Alex Trebek in a banana hammock! And the buzzers are little fake boobies. :]

dominictw 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 22:29

So many kids know about that stuff at 12

lilrocker90 10

Monday 9 April 2012 0:03

Why would your niece be your "romantic interest"?

yankeegrl27 1

Monday 13 August 2012 14:47

well... was it like jepardy?-

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