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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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tvwrestler98 14

Friday 22 November 2013 16:02

the dangers of group messages....

HAMY_fml 23

Friday 22 November 2013 16:02

Well do you like her back?

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the_rad_brad47 18

Saturday 18 April 2015 20:29

Do you...do you like her back?

Mattanatior 11

Wednesday 3 February 2016 20:52

Yeah because it's such a shame having someone like you

ThisIsCarlJr 9

Thursday 21 July 2016 13:01

how is this an fml, I would be pleased if I knew someone liked me.

Lifefail887 13

Friday 29 July 2016 20:15

how is this an FML? it's more an FML for her

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