Miscellaneous: Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE... - FML

By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:14

Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:21

I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.

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davidlyster 4

Thursday 16 May 2013 17:30

You deserved it, you moron.

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Saturday 1 November 2014 20:22

YDI YDI YDI. could not push that button fast enough

gavanator127 8

Tuesday 10 July 2018 1:16

You are, sincerely, an idiot.

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