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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

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By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:55

Now she's definitely not going to eat your meat!

IceyJustin 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:53

Yeah real smooth.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:43

When trying to pick women, it's best to just not say anything about their weight. Try a simple "hi" and a smile next time...

klong91 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:45

YDI for insinuating she had an eating disorder just because she was eating a salad.

gracie6357 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:50

This is about the most retarded fml I've seen on here. You're an ass for hitting on a woman like that. Don't assume that just because she is thin she should be eating a hamburger and french fries. Girls have weight problems because of dicks like you. Btw: beauty should not be measured by weight.

Kelita 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:54

Ur no Casanova urself cause ur rude.

Emerant 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:57

Actually, 59, fruits taste delicious in salads, especially apples. I suggest waldorf (I think that's how you spell it) salad :). It's to die for!

pandapat89 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:57

she's just dumb for being a vegetarian.

Kelita 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:03

don't take the comment to heart lol I was just messin since u kinda blew on me on a diff FML lol

sweetonsno 1

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:15

If he had just called her beautiful, she'd be a jerk. However, by assuring her that she didn't need to "eat so scarcely," he was assuming that she was self-conscious about her weight or on a diet. That is not a compliment at all.

summersizzle 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:18

best to stay away from her if she finds out you beat your meat to her she will call animal cruelty services

FriskyCoconut 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:19

what does eating have to do with being beautiful? that's the worst pickup line ever. I get you were trying to say she's thin and doesn't need to diet blablabla but really? the way u worded it sounds just stupid.