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usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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Anonymous - 18/03/2018 15:00

Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML

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OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML

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Valid reason?

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Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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Hey!

wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Patronising

quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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Fate, up against your will

Gerry - 03/01/2021 17:03

Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML

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Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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Mommy's best boy

Anonymous - 27/03/2022 04:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML

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akiranozaki 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 8:54

That's gross. FYL indeed.

smiller0789 3

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:06

Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast

Db8b 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:07

lol

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:16

Your dad is clever... deflowering the flower girl. ;)

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 9:29

Was that some kind of really good long range planning?

TheChanel 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 10:02

that's creepy, and yes fyl

BgBosco 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:36

I feel your pain, my dad's 2nd wife is 4 years older than me, I would be jealous except she's a troll!

KelsyKatastrophe 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:47

you would be jealous? I would be grossed out

jackson7787 0

Friday 20 November 2009 9:37

@_@

Shoop_da_woop 0

Friday 20 November 2009 9:51

Hey, karess kitten... you're hot

iJeremy123 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:30

Sick.

sharon_ellj 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:28

-___-... that's is really awkward, i think it would be more awkward if you were friends with her in the past... imagine that, your friend sleeping with your dad... weird.