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By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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Sunday 9 October 2011 16:06

that's a hairy situation

rhpsfan9 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:08

how could you go that long without shaving....

Comments

phantom55_fml 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:47

so you stop shaving you back,face,and arm pits too?? i wonder why you dont get some loving.i wouldnt like to have sex with the female version of chubbacca either

littlefootpimpin 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:51

Ew....o.e

cashmoney6 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:57

Maybe that's why you don't have a boyfriend?

barrowkite 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:10

Gives ya somthing to comb and style on those long lonely nights.

Nudi_fml 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:37

Without a doubt, yes Lazy days with tiny bits of forthcoming hair is alright, but well-shaved legs are amazing.

kjbirch7 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:43

why not just shave your legs all the time?!.. you don't need to have a guy, to shave your legs.. lol

FatMan23 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 20:02

Ya, very much of a turn off. I love the feel of smooth, clean shaven legs. And clean shaved pubic regions of women.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 20:30

Ask a fella to help you shave...It's deed Sexy!

kareltje 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 20:32

Girl, YDI. Not to be without a guy, but having the hairy legs, most definitely yes. The use of a shaver is in no way related to having a guy around or not.