Intimacy: Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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k8izgr8_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:01

well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month

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Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:03

Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.

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jefffluffingham 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:55

then you posted it on the internet and learned size isnt everything and that kind of opinion means you'll be replacing your boyfriend with your tampons forever. DIDNT YOU!?

HerMajestyy 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:18

Buy him a pump lol

wholio 0

Monday 3 October 2011 20:09

so sad

hunterjumper1212 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:17

Haha I can totally relate.

Barn312009 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:59

You chose him.. Just saying

Foppe 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:18

Let me guess... you're the kind of person who also asks "are you already inside me?"

cheerleader205 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:24

Which feels better

jadenation 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:31

Tie a tampon on the end of his schlong

nightwolf1997 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:00

His life sucks!!!

OceanBlueSea 12

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:54

Time for an upgrade...

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