By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 17:38 - Ireland

Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML
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amayasoma 19

Aww, poor you. How about discussing this with your wife and seeing if you and her can fix it.

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sarcasMystic 0

Imagine the Chinese guy's FML: "Today, I am beginning to get suspicious about one man who keeps calling for Chinese take-out and making conversation. He won't stop calling. FML."

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yoitssabrina 0

well thats kinda sad :/

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amayasoma 19

Aww, poor you. How about discussing this with your wife and seeing if you and her can fix it.

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chemqueen20 0

I completely agree with tryin to work on it. it's some peoples human nature to get bored with routine. you married her for a reason. so rekindle that ;)

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Ms_Jessie22 8

I don't think this is a poor OP scenario, I think it's a poor OP's wife. I mean he has obviously come to grips with the fact that their marriage isn't working, while she is possibly still in the dark. Well...you know what they say: Ignorance is bliss

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Well, of course you do, OP; you're Irish. Because, as we all know, there are only four ******** a year given out in Ireland - and they all go to MICHAEL FLATLEY.

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Giorgio272 2

well you seem stuck in some sad pathetic existence. on the upside my like is great. now I need to get some sleep as I am going parasailing with celebrities in the morning.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Kickass! Here's hoping you have an awesome time! Oh, and also nobody believes you.

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LevyLove 17

I mean... Chinese food is pretty damn good. :)

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nessalujin 0

Tell your wife and stop posting on FML. It's really just rude when she doesn't even know. Not to be pushyand obnoxious but...

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