Miscellaneous: Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt...

By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2016 15:02

Must have made a really great ass then.

firefighter925 18

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:06

Probably need to rub one out bro.

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mrpresident95 6

Saturday 30 January 2016 23:50

"randomly"

pacman490 21

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:54

A boner is never random when there's a butt involved

andro6657 10

Sunday 31 January 2016 4:37

Randomly?

Xion0014 20

Sunday 31 January 2016 5:45

It's okay, i sometimes turn myself on drawing people kiss. I think it's pretty normal among artists!

MonCapitan 4

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:27

Need link to see your work... for research and critiquing purposes...

infernno 23

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:12

I'm not sure that really counts as random.

ElmoSP3 14

Sunday 31 January 2016 8:47

"randomly"

Niz_DD 14

Sunday 31 January 2016 10:40

Your penis approves of your expert skills OP

tallesttree 10

Sunday 31 January 2016 22:09

Get laid

Kinglue 17

Monday 1 February 2016 2:05

Realized my comment was already taken after I posted it... Umm... Hi

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