Miscellaneous: Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover."...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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Glassmaster 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:40

You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.

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You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.

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ebwaef 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:40

Rofl. XD

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:44

You won't get caught in a lie of you don't do it! Better not lie at all. .

ArtsysFace 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:42

Ya know because of people like you I wouldn't have a Facebook anymore it's just too boring without the fake posts

taintedtruffle 42

Wednesday 15 November 2017 9:12

I never clean sober

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