Animals: Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically...

By elliekilroy - 11/12/2010 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

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Saturday 11 December 2010 8:20

You shouldn't have done that

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Saturday 11 December 2010 8:26

impressive aha. next time I'd like to see you scare the shit out of an elephant and see how enthusiastic you are about that.

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