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By smokeduck115 - 18/06/2016 08:34 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I ordered ham and cheese sandwich. it would have tasted good if the cheese wasn't covered in plastic. FML

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motoikkyu 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 20:30

Many food-service workers consume recreational products for your safety. Sometimes, one can forget to remove the cheese-wrapper. It's embarrassing, but rarely a tragedy.

sherman77 5

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:13

Why don't you just take the wrapper off when you realize the plastic is on it??

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motoikkyu 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 20:30

Many food-service workers consume recreational products for your safety. Sometimes, one can forget to remove the cheese-wrapper. It's embarrassing, but rarely a tragedy.

sherman77 5

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:13

Why don't you just take the wrapper off when you realize the plastic is on it??

Higamalia 19

Sunday 19 June 2016 10:34

And the winner of the 'not my job' award goes to....

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