Miscellaneous: Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend....

By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

Jackass.

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:24

"you must be blind to be going out with him." "yeah, she is." *nervous chuckle* "I mean, what does she see in y--" "wait--no,"

Comments

mralman16 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:51

he doesn't have to look good for her only have a big dick

nickita22 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:52

lol what are the odds:p

distantrelatives 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:29

hottie

pixie4 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:29

Awkward! You couldn't have possibly foreseen that though

whyitsnotreality 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:34

Your probably more blind than she is

liftedyoda 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:36

Stupid ****

neuf77 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:17

insert foot into mouth

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:27

Maybe they will have a sense of humor about this

DrewsFML 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:40

Then she screams at her boyfriend, "WTF?! you swore to me you were a male supermodel!!"

taazer 12

Tuesday 13 September 2011 8:59

An honest mistake :)

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