By Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
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panicsdisaster 17

at least you're getting out of bed. that's a start.

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jakers8424 18

Running out of breath counts as exercise.

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nevereyes 31

YDI, how/why did you even let yourself become so unhealthy. Get off your ass and look after your body.

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Ichiya 29

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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LoneWolf2879 20

The difference is, you won't die from piercings, but you can die from being overweight, so yeah, it is horrible.

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euphoricness 28

This sounds more like a morbidly obese problem, not an out of shape problem. I'd start with dieting with the progress of moderate exercise

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blackonblight 32

Or a problem with the lungs. Or a general lack of energy. Or chronic pain.

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worldclassrager 39

Do you sleep on a loft? A long way down...

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VideoGameGangsta 5

and now I don't feel so out of shape anymore. So thanks for that.

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EarlFug 19

Sorry if this is long but trying to be actually helpful. I read something recently about self-improvement where it's best to set your goals LOW, as in achievable. The example I read was do two pushups after every pee. Stick to it, and feel good about it. And build from there.

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hoosiergirl94 31

What the **** kind of bed do you have

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jwyatt345 5

That's means you are a fatty piece of shit bitch

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cassidysleiman 13

How about you shut the hell up you judgmental piece of shit

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WOTAN1488 24

I have the solution for you: workout.

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