Intimacy: Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2011 18:09 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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mozeltov 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:03

why were you beating your pet ferret?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:43

42- That comment was made so much better by the cat in your picture.

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XxQuartersxX 14

Tuesday 17 September 2013 1:30

Uh. Do you not have a bedroom?

rajput 17

Wednesday 6 November 2013 23:07

is that what its called now?

delude 26

Monday 31 March 2014 4:03

...you spank your ferret.

cwl727 32

Monday 21 April 2014 22:29

I have never heard a penis being called a ferret.

ZTPartin 17

Saturday 14 June 2014 20:03

I thought he actually meant he was spanking the ferret

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:45

Your wording is very interesting

velocoraptor 6

Sunday 31 May 2015 21:43

I thought you were spanking your pet ferret.

annoyedperson 25

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:15

what is this spanking of the ferrets

secondcitystyles 19

Friday 17 July 2015 7:06

Ydi for calling it "spanking the ferret"

balnuaimi 21

Thursday 6 August 2015 5:39

Spanking the ferret....oh my god. LOL I hope you were able to finish.

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