Animals: Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a...

By freakfreak12345 - 19/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:28

YDI for peeing on the hornets. what did they do to you?

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:36

They must have been pissed. ;)

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spedroza 0

Monday 8 October 2012 18:23

YDI

kangseoul 8

Friday 16 November 2012 8:44

Hello this is freakfreak12345, and welcome to Jackass.

godofwar8899 10

Tuesday 27 October 2015 15:55

Your just a dumbass.....you have reached a new level of stupid for the human race. thanks

emisheah 17

Tuesday 8 March 2016 5:22

This was wild from start to finish

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