Work: Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables...

By slickboy0023 - 16/03/2010 15:30 - United States

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

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Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:45

"They took our jobs!"

velvel 7

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:40

I want to be waited on by a monkey!!

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dannyboy66 7

Friday 19 March 2010 5:11

that is awesome i suddenly wanna go to tokio

saladgirl123 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 23:59

and cna s to,

CountNewfie 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 22:27

I`m going to that restaurant soon! To get there to go Utsunomiya Station, 55 minutes from Tokyo Station. :)

jajee 0

Monday 21 June 2010 3:11

I like monkeys

zachmeach 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 10:07

not anymore Japan got messed up by mother nature

aromero95 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:44

Ahahaha

lolmigosh 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:05

Don't hate on monkeys!

doglover100 28

Saturday 13 October 2012 18:46

Monkeys are awesome.

yenidewi 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 14:31

not everyone wants to be served by a monkey. monkey brings rabies virus.

insomniac8400 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 5:34

So do professional feces throwers, but you don't see them complaining

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