Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means:... - FML

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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maph3rs 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:00

Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??

dphilipson12 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!

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musicismything 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:32

ydi for having a freak of a girlfriend. Jonas brothers suck !

ATwistedUpFrown 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:32

Molesting little children isn't healthy; you shouldn't do it :)

brucesgirl 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:33

your dating a kid? lol

sxychik 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:34

haha that sucks

brucesgirl 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:34

I agree with#159

FtheFirst 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:36

YDI for being a pedophile

BooHaUrScared 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:44

oh my god how old is she 10?!

shopaholic03xx 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:54

The real fml in this is that you were having sex with a 12 year old.

areimer 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:09

you shouldn't have sex with some who is 12

deanomiye 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:15

wait am i the only one noticing the fact that he got laidd hahaha

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