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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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influenza54 1

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:18

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

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Comments

Apprentice4Life 5

Friday 7 June 2013 17:38

You deserve every smack and more you sexist jerk.

LittleLiar13 6

Sunday 7 July 2013 23:12

Good to know your lady went all Rapunzel on your ass. YDI for being a sexist asshole.

devildee101 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 23:37

same thing happened to my grandpa except he didn't say to get back in the kitchen

gio4467 7

Saturday 21 September 2013 21:35

You deserve it, you sexist ************!

emit97 8

Friday 25 October 2013 5:50

You ******* deserve it! asshole.

PrettyBlackChick 16

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:44

I want your girl.

doglover100 28

Saturday 22 February 2014 21:39

Better than a knife.

CoriCat 25

Wednesday 19 March 2014 3:46

You deserved it you sexist pig.

supersitter 11

Thursday 15 May 2014 0:12

Your wife is my new idol.

howbout_thisone 13

Friday 16 May 2014 19:12

YDI for being chauvinistic asshole.

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