Miscellaneous Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am...

Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

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Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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You started it!

Anonymous - 30/07/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML

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Freakout

Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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Spooky stuff

thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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Mr Hyde comes out at night

Anonymous - 27/06/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML

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Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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mirandatheunicorn - 17/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was having a beautiful lucid dream when a telemarketer called at 5AM, waking me up. I silenced my phone and went back to sleep, and was somehow able to resume my lucid dream. Then my phone vibrated me awake. It was the same telemarketer, this time calling at 7AM. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2018 01:30

Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 15:58

That's when you reply, "shut up before I send my garden gnomes after you."

glitterypink 0

Friday 19 August 2011 16:02

Try putting your phone on silent when you sleep

youngwildfree_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 6:59

So its just a prank

neongurl98 10

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:10

OMG, there's this new thing called the off button! And guess what happens you press it?!? Your phone turns off so you can sleep! You should try it!

neongurl98 10

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:10

OMG, there's this new thing called the off button! And guess what happens you press it?!? Your phone turns off so you can sleep! You should try it!

crazygurlzz1 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 10:30

hahhahah that sounds so much like somethin id say!(:

Bored4Life29 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:58

Text them back saying "And I know yours"

OooIJust 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:13

how about putting your phone on mute. or better yet, turn it off. it was ******* 3 am right? fucktard.

Ozma_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 13:37

This is why putting my phone into airplane mode is the last thing I do before sleeping every night. There are multiple ways to avoid unwanted calls/texts, YDI.