Transportation: Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist...

By O__o - 09/12/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

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Friday 9 December 2011 16:01

It's times like these that I wish there were such a thing as memory bleach.

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Friday 9 December 2011 16:02

30 mile one way road ? where do you live .. china ?

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iwi00 8

Friday 2 May 2014 19:34

This made me crack!

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 11 July 2014 17:04

Every fat bad-ass has their butt crack showing...

SOILEDIT 51

Thursday 16 June 2016 20:22

God, where is brain bleach when you need it?

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