Health: Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over... - FML

By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML

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Isamermaid 17

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:06

Aww. Either you're fat or he's wimpy. Good one....

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Someone's a bi..*cough*

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EmperorHilo 11

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:04

That's just not good

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Sunday 13 April 2014 12:05

Ok. To all you calling her fat. That is NOT OK! Some people, I for one, have a hard time losing weight no matter what I do. By saying those things, you are just making her feel worse. Hang in there OP. You'll get through this.

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