By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

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allmidnighteyes 10

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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letthemxeatcake 0

Wow, what a bitch! I would'nt've let my mother attend my wedding if she said that to me.

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wolfishinsanity 0

The first three times I read this, I didn't notice that the OP was a woman. It was a lot more interesting then. (oh, and that really sucks. =/)

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fawfulster 11

Yo mama's so fat Jabba the Hut said "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN!"

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SeximusPrime 0

Your mom is a bitch. It's YOUR day!

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tori121 0

**** you life and **** your mother.

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rob86 0

I have an aunt like that. My cousin got married and she was talking about how she was more beautiful than the bride. And it's because of that - and many other reasons like drugs - that she's been disowned from the rest of my family.

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Hiropon 0

Yes yes, Falcon Pawnch her upside the head and say, "THIS IS MY DAY, ******." I wanna know what happens next. Oh, but really, that sucks. I can't hold up with people like that.

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