Miscellaneous: Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth.... - FML

By oops - 27/09/2015 02:24 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

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twitchywaffles 26

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:19

Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again

Welshite 39

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:20

Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.

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hateredblast 7

Tuesday 29 September 2015 14:40

Why would you say grace anyway?!

Fr0gs 15

Wednesday 30 September 2015 1:03

Hits blunt

liliyalee89 4

Thursday 1 October 2015 1:45

....and then?

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