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thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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Overreaction time

DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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Never get involved

Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML

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shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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Caveman behaviour

Anonymous - 02/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML

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whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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what did I do? - 25/10/2013 11:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML

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It wasn't me!

Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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someguy945 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:05

That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.

freedoggy77 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:04

ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!

kirby1026 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:46

Well that's rude.

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:48

WTF???? that is not your fault at the slightist

crvenazvezda 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:48

WTF!!! SUE THE SH*T OUT OF HIM!!!

roflcopterzzz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:49

Dude, take legal action. Sue the shit out of him.

Dabookofnothing 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:50

#36!

_insertnamehere_ 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:53

Ummm... did you tell her you broke up?

andrewms 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:03

In all honesty I think YDI... If your ex's brother had no reason to think you had broken up and found you with somebody else... Example: you broke up but still "have benefits" then you still have no right to be with somebody else... Douchebag.

pwnage79 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:11

call her a ******* bitch and thats reason u broke up with her

undercover_ninja 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:13

How could you do that to her? Don't you know that you're supposed to wait AT LEAST 7 months before moving on? Geez. ;) But seriously, that sucks... your ex has some serious problems with letting go.