Kids: Today, i got an app on my phone to help with my 2 year old daughters... - FML

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By Depressedmomma - 21/12/2016 18:36

Today, i got an app on my phone to help with my 2 year old daughters vocabulary. Its going through the alphabet, got to 'T', "t is for truck", she mimicked, and unfortunatly it comes out "fuck". So now i have a 2 year old running around saying fuck and refuses to say anything else. FML

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aaaaqqqquu 10

Thursday 22 December 2016 13:09

most 2 years old do this this isn't uncommon so I don't see it as being an fml

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Saturday 24 December 2016 15:28

Don't make a big deal about it, she'll be able to say it right eventually. If you make a big deal about trying to correct it, she'll keep saying it- if kids see that something gets a rise out of you or makes you laugh, they'll keep doing it.

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aaaaqqqquu 10

Thursday 22 December 2016 13:09

most 2 years old do this this isn't uncommon so I don't see it as being an fml

73012211 17

Saturday 24 December 2016 15:28

Don't make a big deal about it, she'll be able to say it right eventually. If you make a big deal about trying to correct it, she'll keep saying it- if kids see that something gets a rise out of you or makes you laugh, they'll keep doing it.

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