Intimacy: Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community...

By Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

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knights95 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:48

Start charging for the show.

flockz 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:50

right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:16

The sex is so good, you make all the neighbors want a cigarette. And it's a nonsmoking community.

Ugi 26

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:43

Well, at least you're having fun!

laundryninja 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:52

yes excellent idea

xgaribay 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:51

Umm where do you live. I actually want to come watch too. Does that make me a sikko??

MissCuteStack 12

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:17

hmmmmm must be entertainment for THE kids and they are now becoming dirty little ****** AND its entertainment for you because your Banging à ****

hyden121 2

Friday 5 August 2011 0:58

That means you should be even louder...

Erindub 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:08

I too know your pain OP

ItsLOLOBxtches 4

Friday 5 August 2011 9:56

haha! id frame the note & put it on my door. with a Smiley face sticker saying "approved",just to be spiteful. maybe even tape balloons & decorations too, just to make sure the door stands out also, for everyone to notice ;)