By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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Serafie 0

Cute illustration. Doesn't make much sense, but cute.

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evalynmohr 9

Why is the cat square? :x

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IamC2 0

Well, its your own damn fault for putting a cat in a box a carrier is good, but a box will make them feel threatened duh

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erpies 2

shoot teh cat and claim self defence

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MetalFish 0

YDI for getting a cat

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michiganman1995 0

I wish my cat could drive a tank, if i had one

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MetalFish 0

Are you talking about the cat or the tank?

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boatkicker 4

That cat.... has..... wings? It's adorable though :)

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