Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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kionnalexus 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:29

First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.

MelanieP_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:18

Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.

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Monkeymolli 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 14:03

omg thats horrible I would have had a panic attack

chloe2114 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 10:51

try 9th mate, sorry but you fail... :)

ariestiger15 0

Monday 11 April 2011 12:41

ewwww mega gross!!!!!!!!!!!! and seriously? why not get more FOOD and not " crumbs?"

TheBinksOhhhh13 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:10

YUMMY RIGHT ??? :)

delfino1604 24

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:00

Dumb ass with a capital D

CoolStoryBrahhx 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:48

Seriously.. Why would anyone eat crumbs off the couch? That's disgusting.

hbbs93 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:38

Damn were you that hungry?

tacotaco109 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:14

You must have been pretty hungry to go searching for crumbs..

sombi3 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:22

Oh shit. The first time I read it I thought it said crotch not couch..

zomgbies 17

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:59

ydi for being a slob

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