Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 07:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

agreeclassic 31 266

vote type 1 18 611

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

agreeclassic 58 924

vote type 1 4 578

By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

agreeclassic 26 383

vote type 1 14 856

By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

agreeclassic 22 115

vote type 1 28 196

Great start

By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

agreeclassic 1 292

vote type 1 73

Babyface

By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

agreeclassic 35 002

vote type 1 2 753

You can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

agreeclassic 775

vote type 1 522

Thanks for the support!

By Anonymous - 10/07/2024 06:00 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML

agreeclassic 466

vote type 1 149

By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

agreeclassic 21 462

vote type 1 5 732

It's all too much

By twistedelegance - 19/07/2019 04:00

Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML

agreeclassic 1 789

vote type 1 173

Who's fault is that?

By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

agreeclassic 1 107

vote type 1 80

NickEd 11

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:48

what I learned in boating school is...

Shadowvoid 33

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:48

You must not be ready

Comments

kellie_carrick 9

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:57

I'm sorry but that's sad. Good Luck on your next driver's test tho. ✌

buttcramp 21

Saturday 11 April 2015 22:59

no, it's hilarious. and OP's friends and family have an awesome sense of humor.

xxlinneamxx 17

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:57

You could always use public transportation but I would keep trying...that must be a pain in the ass. Good luck

wakemeupplease 21

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:03

I think you're made for using public transport not cause you can't offer a car it's cause you can't have the ability to drive it :D

ryguy253 4

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:04

You needed 600 to pass you got 6

itsyourownfault 6

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:05

some people arent just meant to drive. not a bad thing, just something you probably will never do

[email protected] 14

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:13

Hey don't feel bad it took me seven times before passing keep trying and you'll pass trust me ☺️

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:15

Whats wrong with being compared to spongebob??

Grauncho 27

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:19

Ugh. They are such squidwards.

NickACD 27

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:31

Sorry buddy, but to not pass a driving test yet when your thirty-seven is just sad. YDI.

failedgamer01 20

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:32

Just study some more with what to expect, though I'm sure with trial and error you already know. I know those parallel parking parts are pretty difficult and nerve wracking but just stay calm and practice. Maybe even practice with a friend who can maybe teach you a technique you can remember. Good luck and I hope you pass! ?