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By Kinj - 20/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that my brother enjoys eating puddings in pairs without separating the cups. He then shoves them under the couch, along with the spoons. He's 27. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 20 May 2017 20:07

Take all those crap and shove it back under his bed. Problem solved.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 May 2017 21:31

Does he leave any pudding in the cups before he hides them? I'm sure that ferments beautifully.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 20 May 2017 20:07

Take all those crap and shove it back under his bed. Problem solved.

Druu 53

Sunday 21 May 2017 5:40

"Crap" is singular.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 May 2017 21:31

Does he leave any pudding in the cups before he hides them? I'm sure that ferments beautifully.

TheGreatPotato 19

Saturday 20 May 2017 23:24

This is how you get ants.

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 20 May 2017 23:48

Hide open cans of sardines in his room. It might teach him to start cleaning. Bonus if you put a habanero , carolina reaper or ghost pepper in the OJ and video his reaction for youtube.

Person58 17

Sunday 21 May 2017 1:08

Yeah... uh... why?

daidaiworm 4

Sunday 21 May 2017 6:39

How old is he？

Chris Smith 9

Monday 22 May 2017 1:06

27, as stated in the post.

Exaspera 54

Sunday 21 May 2017 7:42

This is disgusting. Do you clean up after this slob?!

kinj101 10

Sunday 21 May 2017 10:06

Yeah? which is strange because he is actually a pretty clean person

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