Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of... - FML

By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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thoughtcriminal7 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:52

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:15

don't ever get a vibrator...

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vmonsterbee 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:32

loll thts way to funny!! but seriously a toy?

illbill420 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:42

Mayb it's a toy dat stuffs her. It's a reason to be mad at it.

flexilexi7 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:47

haha my bf jokes about the same thing with me

nanabaybe 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:54

aww dats so cute!!!!

Randomgurl27Q 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:04

Duuuuummpppppp hiiiimmm. Loser.

floridagrl12 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:12

my boyfriend does it but in a holding way he doesn't mean it literally

lolsmartguy7 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:24

ydi for being turned on by a stuffed toy

jdengel 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:46

I love when 12 year olds post fmls... not really

Martinelli 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:54

what a child.

butterflies411 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:55

hahaha thts hilarious!

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