Love: Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

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Sunday 24 August 2014 0:13

she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons

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Sunday 24 August 2014 0:13

She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute

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P0tat03 8

Monday 29 December 2014 4:00

Now why the f would your best friend drive your girlfriend :/

shipples 4

Sunday 24 May 2015 18:40

Skin flute lessons :D

CathyDreamerGR 13

Thursday 25 October 2018 17:40

well, she was playing his flute...

wrenavery90 12

Thursday 25 August 2022 8:00

You never wondered why he was the one driving her?

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