Miscellaneous: Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember...

By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

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fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:59

ewwwww ! How did it end up in your belly button it the first place ?

dolllee73 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:33

That's a maggot sweety

kenzzie9999999 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:46

A shower might help

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 11:08

do you remember the last time you had a shower or bath??

Val0r 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 10:30

maybe it tunneled its way out?

tcdaboss 2

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:18

Do you not remember the last time you throughly washed your body either...

newstart11 9

Monday 6 May 2013 16:47

Eeww jaja that's nasty

Rainadeer 2

Friday 31 May 2013 19:54

Maggots

octaviamarieb 18

Wednesday 4 September 2013 1:41

that's just gross..

nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 18 June 2014 6:00

your gross

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