Love: Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that...

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

and you believed that?

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Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

Riiiiiiiight

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MightyPanda21 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:18

Really? You believe him?

GratteKi 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:56

Oh wow he is a bad liar

White_Knightspc 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:26

That's the worst lie ever. Kill the bastard. You'll thank me later...

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 28 November 2011 4:20

He couldn't be telling the truth...

Katydid123 4

Monday 6 February 2012 1:59

Ever think he might be lying?

fallenangel1421 15

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:40

Lol my bf has women underwear. He says there more comfy

efaerie 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 4:55

she never said she believed him!

roflmfao167 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 14:21

Umm actually there his other girlfriends that spent the night when u weren't home... Duhh

chinoj961 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 6:50

Lol he's so lying

Steffi 26

Thursday 13 September 2012 13:58

Did you find out whether or not he was telling the truth?

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