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By sadtimes - 22/01/2009 11:10 - Canada

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

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By Coryj1220 - 26/03/2014 03:53 - United States - Louisville

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

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By Nic - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 21:41

Falling isn't defying the laws of gravity. On the contrary, it's obeying them.

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Sunday 1 March 2009 1:32

XD it fell up? That's fantastic!

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doglover100 28

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:21

You'll probably get a free one since you already paid.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 17 April 2014 9:44

I love the way that was worded...time for round two

fantasyworld 37

Friday 7 November 2014 16:48

Hope they gave you a free one.

Guru_Gal 12

Tuesday 9 December 2014 23:59

How does something falling on you, when you bend down and end up below it, defy the laws of gravity...?

Ilikepie82479 20

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:06

Aren't blizzards famous for being able to be turned upside down without spilling

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