Intimacy: Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting...

By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

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LOLPWNTHAHA 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:04

OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?

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bleepbloopthis 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:15

that sucks call the cops.

steelerzwoot 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:58

call the police & if you don't then FHL (your lil brother) & YDI

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:36

tell your mom

sprinkleitup 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:28

nnast; /

josephmendesgigg 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:28

oh shit! how he know haha

kaitrae 0

Monday 11 July 2011 6:37

For Christmas, my sister got a $100 Barbie Dream house, my brother got $130 shoes, and what did I get? A Scooter's gift card and new sweatpants.

_imipurpleninja_ 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:36

tell your mom or the cops! if that doesnt work at the very least tell your real dad and maybe he might be able to help

nicework 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:11

have some fun with ray;)

XDSmilezXD 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 15:56

Oh wow! Okay that's not good! I've been there. Tell your mom or someone who can GET THAT FREAK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. I promise, if you don't things will get very bad.