Miscellaneous: Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said...

By pkstarstorm - 14/07/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:05

thats more pussy than you could get

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Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:06

Yay for all the vegetarians

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well he's not wrong.

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